If I Love You, Am I Trapped Forever?

Alan Bennett is all set for his senior year to be the best year ever. He’s the school’s star jock, star writer, star everything. But that’s before Duncan Stein enters the scene. Stein, the new boy at Cayuta High, is nicknamed “Doomed” by his classmates, and Alan thinks he’s a total joke. Then Stein invents a newspaper called REMOTE, with personal ads everyone wants to imitate. Suddenly, Stein is most WANTED himself, even by Alan’s own girlfriend! Could Alan possibly lose his girl to such a freak?